Basic Sweep: Cheat Code 101
For when you just can't be bothered to clean up your own life.
Step 1: Hide the Evidence
Conceal the mess, avoid the consequences.
Hide the Clutter »Step 2: Fake a Smile
Put on a happy face, pretend it's all good.
Fake It Till You Make It »Step 3: Blame It On the Dog
Shift the responsibility to a furry friend.
Blame It On the Fido »Step 4: Call in the Cavalry
Summon the professionals, let them handle it.
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